I Screwed Up
We all make mistakes. But some mistakes are worth writing home about. If you've royally screwed up, and you need a little hieroglyphic, mathematical levity to help ease the tension in offering your sincerest apologies----this is your card. It just might convince the recipient that you are not, in fact, a total turd.
Inside of card reads: "I'm so, so sorry. Please forgive me. (I'm usually pretty awesome.)"
-Card measures 4.25 x 5.5 inches
-Digitally printed on 100# heavy and slightly textured cardstock